Here's the thing.
I think I might be spending too much time on my blog because I keep trying to run my life the exact same way.
When I am not in the mood for real life I think I should just be able to sign off. That hasn't been working out too well.
And then I'm thinking, gosh, I have too much to do...but I can never quite find the "pause" button to stop the to-do list pressure. But I know the pause function has to be here somewhere.
And don't even get me started on the whole I am forever trying to find that key so I can delete away the mean remarks, broken glass and spilled milk in my life.
But, that button is oddly elusive as well.
I'm thinking this concept shouldn't really be so hard.
Because about a hundred years ago there used to be this TV show called The Bionic Woman. ...and in this show they rebuilt the woman so she was part computer and part woman.
Which means that she probably had an on and off switch AND a PAUSE AND a delete key AND all the other cool computer function buttons that would work so well in real life.
And since I saw this once on TV I know this must be possible.
Because they wouldn't show something so far-fetched unless it was real, right?
All I need to do is find the computer lab where they made Lindsay Wagner into a BW and I can place my order for the new BW me, too.
I will have all the right buttons...
...and I might even trade in the options of running faster then a speeding bullet and being able to jump tall buildings at a single bound to order the perky b@@bs, flat abs and heart-shaped butt upgrades instead.
That wasn't the Bionic Woman that could do those things? That was Superman?
Are you serious?
I'll do it anyway.
As long as I get the delete key function.
And the flat stomach.
PS. The computer chip in my brain told me to remind that tomorrow we are doing the letter "G" for Alphabe-Thursday and that on Friday the Lisa Leonard giveaway will be up!